10 Jokes
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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?
5-5-2-2."
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Why is 10 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
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Why did 10 die?
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
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What do you call an unconscious foot?
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?
Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!
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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?
They only work 10% of the time.
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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?
The McCann Family.
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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
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What do 9 out of 10 people agree on?
A gangbang
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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?
10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.
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What do you mean, 10?
10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."
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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?
10 books of Snow Whites
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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?
gt simplistic 10 letters
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What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?
A construction site
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Why is 10 traumatized forever?
Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.
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What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A good days hunting.
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Why was 10 afraid of 7?
Because 7 (eight) 9
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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?
10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?
Because 10 9 8
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?
All the extra cubholders.
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Why was 10 scared?
because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)
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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?
They were trying to keep their german market.
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How many ladies have you slept with?
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?
10 books of Snow Whites
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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?
Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*
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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
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Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?
To get to 10.
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How does Microsoft count to 10?
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
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Why did Windows skip to 10?
Because 7 ate 9.
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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?
Because 7, 10, 11.
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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?
Porridge
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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?
IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!
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How much time do I have left, doctor?
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
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Who are the fastest readers on earth?
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
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How do you exorcise a demon?
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?
Tenants
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Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?
Because windows 7 8 9
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What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?
Because seven "ate" nine.
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How many balls does Fred have?
10
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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees...
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How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?
A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?
Because 7, 10, 11!
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When asked which is more important looks or brains?
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
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Why was 10 afraid of 11?
Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.
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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?
A virgin
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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?
The Logo.
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What happened to the number 10?
It got stuck in 9/11
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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
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What is better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?
Because : he still loves vista,baby!
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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?
Because 7, 10, 11!
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What is 0.1 as a fraction?
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
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Where do Knights get their armour?
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
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Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
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What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
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What's it like being a grown up?
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?
A Def Leppard.
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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?
x always equals 10
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What was it like?
Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.
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How many letters can you wear on your feet?
10 E's
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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
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How many guns do I have left?
That's right. 10.
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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?
10 after 1
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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because X was always 10
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What does AF mean?
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
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What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?
Three on three.
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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?
1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters
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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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What do you call an emo a capella group?
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
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There are 10 types of people in this world...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
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Why did 10 go missing?
Because 9/11.
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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Why isn't there a Windows 9?
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?
Because windows 7 8 9.
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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?
It was a poultry amount
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Why is the next Windows version 10?
Because 7 8 9
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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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How do spiders drive a van?
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?
Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
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Why was 9 afraid of 10?
Because 10 11 12.
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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?
Because windows 7 8 9
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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?
A raft
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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
A quarterback.
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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
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What is Australian cuisine called?
Prison food
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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?
Diez nuts!
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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?
Notice me 10"
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What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?
Because 7 8 9
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What did you do?
Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell
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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.
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Why was 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 nined 10.
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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?
Automobile.
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What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?
I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage
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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?
Because 7 8 9.
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What can I bring to your party?
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?
You knock on the door.
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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?
A good time )