10 Year Jokes

  • How much time do I have left, doctor?

    Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

  • What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

    You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

  • What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

    My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

  • What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

    You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

  • Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

    In a mirror.

  • What is 10 years with me?

    Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second