100 Year Old Jokes

  • What do you call a 100 year old frog ?

    An old croak !

  • What do you call a 100 year old frog?

    By:

  • What do you call a 100 year old ant ?

    An antique !

  • What do you call a 100 year old whale?

    A hunchback whale.

  • What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

    What base you're counting in.

  • What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans?

    Has-beens.