10000 Jokes

  • How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

  • What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

    a good start.

  • Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

    Because it's a terrible album.

  • What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

    Jerry's Kids...

  • What is the cost of plastic surgery?

    Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic