13 Year Old Jokes

  • What do you call a depressed gang member?

    An emoji... Emo g, get it? From my 13 year old son

  • What do you call a redneck virgin?

    A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

  • What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

    A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

  • What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

    A virgin

  • How do I know he was French, do you ask?

    He went oui, oui.

  • What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

    The horse knows when I'm grooming him.