14 Jokes

  • How do you make gold soup?

    Put 14 carrots in it.

  • How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

    He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

  • How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

    He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

  • How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

    14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

  • What has two arms and 14 legs?

    Guy who collects legs.

  • Where does it stop?

    8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

  • Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

    One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

  • Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

    Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

  • How can you make a soup rich?

    Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

  • Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

    Because he could only make 14 point turns.