15 Minute Jokes

  • What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

    Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

  • How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

    SEVEN.

  • How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

    Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.