15 Year Jokes

  • What is this the difference between America and Greece?

    15 years.

  • What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

    You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

  • How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

  • What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

    I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

  • How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

    They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

  • Why was Jared Fogle upset?

    Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

  • What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

    The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

  • Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

    A Mirror

  • What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

    You can't milk a cow for 15 years.