16 Year Old Jokes

  • What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

    Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

  • What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common?

    They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

  • What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

    a crime fighter.

  • Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

    She went to Jared.

  • Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

    Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

  • What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

    Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

  • What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

    the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

  • What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

    Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.