17 Jokes

  • How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

    17 dirty apes.

  • Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

    Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

  • How was the party last night?

    17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

  • Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

    Why not 17 What's stopping us

  • How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

  • What is 17 X 19?

    36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"

  • How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

  • How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

    You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

  • What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

    The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

  • Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

    Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.