2 Leg Jokes

  • What has 2 legs and bleeds?

    Half a dog.

  • What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

    Snoop Dogg.

  • What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

    The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

  • What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

    Half of a cat.

  • What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

    Half a cat.

  • What has 2 legs but can not walk?

    A cripple.

  • What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

    my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

  • What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

    Half a cat

  • What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

    A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

  • What do you call rice on 2 legs?

    Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

  • What do you call cows with 2 legs?

    Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

  • What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

    Lean Beef