20 Minute Jokes

  • How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

    Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

  • What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

    It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

  • What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

    A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

  • How are you?

    Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*

  • Why do the french hate League of Legends?

    They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

  • What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

    20 minutes, thermostat 8.

  • What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

    A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.