200 Jokes

  • What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

    PGA Tour.

  • What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

    My zipper

  • Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

    I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

  • Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

    Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

  • What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

    Yeah.

  • What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

    The PGA Tour.

  • How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

    11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

  • Why do you need 200 condoms?

    Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

  • What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

    Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

  • Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

    I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

  • How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

    Only one but 200 applied for the job.

  • How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

    Only one but 200 applied for the job.

  • What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

    Antique farm equipment.

  • What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

    A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

  • What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

    A rotisserie chicken