2000 Jokes

  • Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

    They were Holo-costly

  • Why can't we edit tweets?

    Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

  • What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

    Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

  • Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

    they only had one pickup

  • What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

    It's Al Gore

  • Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

    because it's stoned.

  • What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

    A thousand dogs.

  • Why are Vampires Democrats?

    They want Gore in 2000.

  • How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

    Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

  • How does Microsoft count to 10?

    1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.