2020 Jokes

  • Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

    I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

  • Where do you see yourself in three years?

    Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

  • Who would you like for president in 2020?

    Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

  • Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

    I don't have 2020 vision.

  • What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

    Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

  • What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

    Hindsight is 2020

  • Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

    I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.