27 Jokes

  • What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?


  • What do you call 27 West Virginians?

    A full set of teeth.

  • How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One...but it takes him 27 tries

  • How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

    Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

  • Who is missing an egg?

    there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

  • How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

    A: Have everybody chip in.

  • How many grains of sand are there in the world?

    As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.