3.5 Inch Jokes

  • How did Micro-soft get it's name?

    Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

  • Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

    A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

  • What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

    Visa or Mastercard?

  • Why did the computer need Viagra?

    Because it had a 3.5 inch floppy disk.

  • How are women and computers the same?

    Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

  • Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

    a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy