30 Second Jokes

  • What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

    They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

  • Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

    Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

  • How is Disneyland like Viagra?

    An hour wait for a 30 second ride.

  • How are men like television commercials?

    A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

  • How do you get over trophobia?

    Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

  • How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

    Please wait...