32 Jokes

  • How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

  • What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?


  • What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

    A captive Cherokee.

  • What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

    A full set of teeth

  • What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

    A full set of teeth

  • How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

    16, 32, 64, and 128

  • What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

    A full set of teeth

  • What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

    One full set of teeth.

  • How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

    A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

  • What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

    My zipper.

  • How do you confuse a complete idiot ?