4 Year Jokes

  • What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

    They only have an erection every 4 years

  • How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

  • Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

    I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

  • What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

    A: "Would you like fries with that "

  • How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

  • How does it feel?

    Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

  • Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

    Cuz they were stalin'!