500 Jokes

  • How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

    She swallowed

  • What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

    About 500 calories.

  • How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

    When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

  • What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start

  • What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

    The Indy 500.

  • What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

    A 500 bill.

  • What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

    500 soles were lost.

  • How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

    When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

  • What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

    The PGA tour.

  • What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

    My cat would be dead before I got 50

  • What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

    500 Internal Server Error

  • Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

    Because XD

  • Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

    If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!