7 Jokes

  • Why did Windows skip to 10?

    Because 7 ate 9.

  • Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

    Because 7, 10, 11.

  • What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

    A large medium in smalls.

  • Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

    Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

  • Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

    Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

  • What do you call an exploding box?

    Your new Note 7 package

  • How is snow white?

    Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

  • How much time do I have left, doctor?

    Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

  • Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

    Because they're stuck between a 69.

  • Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

    It's always 7% off.

  • What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

    A crime fighter.

  • Why did 8 break up with 7?

    Because 7 always came first!!!

  • What time is it in India?

    7-Eleven on the dot.

  • What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

    The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

  • Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

    Because 7, 10, 11!

  • How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

  • What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

    They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

  • Why did 6 break up with 7?

    Because 7 ate 9 out

  • What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

    deleted

  • Why is 8 scared of 7?

    Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

  • Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

    Because 7.. 8.. 9

  • Why was 6 happy to see 7?

    Because 7 ate 9.

  • Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

    Because 7 ate 9.

  • What's red and has 7 bruises?

    Snow White's cherry.

  • Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

    Because 7 10 11

  • What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

    I can't even...

  • What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

    Def Leppard

  • Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

    He puts down the three and carries the one.

  • Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

    Because 9, 8, 7....

  • Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

    Because 7 ate 9...

  • Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

    Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

  • Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

    Because 7 8 9.

  • Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

    Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

  • What time is it in Brazil?

    Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

  • Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

    It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

  • Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

    7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

  • What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

    The Samsung Note 7

  • What is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because size matters.

  • Why is 7 afraid of 8?

    It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

  • What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

    A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

  • Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

    Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

  • What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

    The nba

  • What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

    Racist.

  • How long can 7 ride 8?

    Til infinity.

  • Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 ate 9

  • Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

    Because 7 ate 9.

  • Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    Because 7 is a registered six offender.

  • What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?

    One baby nailed to 7 trees:)

  • Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

    Because 7 8 9!

  • How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

    a crime fighter

  • Why was 6 scared?

    Because 7 was a 6 offender.

  • Why did Windows skip 9?

    Because 7 ate 9.

  • What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?

    7-1

  • Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

    They thought 7 was pretty odd.

  • What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

    The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

  • What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

    The Galaxy note 7

  • Why is the new version called Windows 10?

    Because 7 ate 9.

  • Why should I let you into heaven?

    Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

  • What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

    Crimefighter

  • What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

    About 7 beers.

  • What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

    Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

  • Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

    Because 7 ate 9

  • Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

    because 7 ate 9.

  • Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

    Because 7 was mean. Get it?

  • How do you describe the bears?

    Fast and Furious 7

  • How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

    not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

  • Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

    He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

  • How does Microsoft count to 10?

    1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

  • Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

    Because 7 ate(8) 9!

  • Why isn't there a Windows 9?

    Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

  • Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

    Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

  • What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

    Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

  • Why does everyone hate 7?

    Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

  • Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

    There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

  • Why can't I have coffee?

    Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

  • Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

    I would like to help with house #7.

  • What's small and got 7 dents in it?

    Snow White's cherry

  • Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

    Because 7, 10, 11!