7 Jokes
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Why did Windows skip to 10?
Because 7 ate 9.
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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?
Because 7, 10, 11.
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What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?
A large medium in smalls.
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Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?
Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.
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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
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What do you call an exploding box?
Your new Note 7 package
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How is snow white?
Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs
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How much time do I have left, doctor?
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?
Because they're stuck between a 69.
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Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?
It's always 7% off.
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What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?
A crime fighter.
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Why did 8 break up with 7?
Because 7 always came first!!!
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What time is it in India?
7-Eleven on the dot.
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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?
The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...
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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?
Because 7, 10, 11!
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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.
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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?
They both leave me sticky fingers. 7
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Why did 6 break up with 7?
Because 7 ate 9 out
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What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?
deleted
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Why is 8 scared of 7?
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?
Because 7.. 8.. 9
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Why was 6 happy to see 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?
Because 7 ate 9.
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What's red and has 7 bruises?
Snow White's cherry.
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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?
Because 7 10 11
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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?
I can't even...
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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?
Def Leppard
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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?
He puts down the three and carries the one.
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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?
Because 9, 8, 7....
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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?
Because 7 ate 9...
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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
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What time is it in Brazil?
Oh, it's 7 past Cesar
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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
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Why does 7 make 6 nervous?
7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.
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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?
The Samsung Note 7
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What is 6 afraid of 7?
Because size matters.
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Why is 7 afraid of 8?
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
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What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?
A puppy nailed to 7 trees.
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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?
The nba
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What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?
Racist.
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How long can 7 ride 8?
Til infinity.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?
Because 7 ate 9.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
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What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to 7 trees:)
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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?
Because 7 8 9!
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How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?
a crime fighter
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Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
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Why did Windows skip 9?
Because 7 ate 9.
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What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do?
7-1
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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?
The Galaxy note 7
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Why is the new version called Windows 10?
Because 7 ate 9.
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Why should I let you into heaven?
Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here
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What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?
Crimefighter
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What's the difference between a fox and a dog?
About 7 beers.
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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?
Because 7 ate 9
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Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?
because 7 ate 9.
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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
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How do you describe the bears?
Fast and Furious 7
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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
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How does Microsoft count to 10?
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
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Why isn't there a Windows 9?
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?
Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.
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Why does everyone hate 7?
Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.
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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
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Why can't I have coffee?
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?
I would like to help with house #7.
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What's small and got 7 dents in it?
Snow White's cherry
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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?
Because 7, 10, 11!