70 Jokes

  • Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

    Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

  • Why did the blonde move to California?

    To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

  • How many chores can horny maids do?

    70. Cooking and 69.

  • Why does 71 like 68?

    Because 68 69 70.

  • Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

    Because 69 is a mouthful

  • Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

    Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

  • What all girls want?

    All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

  • Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

    Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

  • When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

    When you're buying salt.

  • Why can't a blonde count to 70?

    Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

  • What are the most racist jokes you know?

    There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

  • Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

    She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

  • What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

    General

  • What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

    Your honor.

  • What's the hardest number to say?

    70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

  • What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

    An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

  • Why can't blondes count to 70?

    Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

  • What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

    10 books of Snow Whites

  • What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

    General

  • Why can't girls count to 70?

    Cause 69's a mouthful!