7th Jokes

  • Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

    Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

  • What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

    He was having a mid-life crisis.

  • Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

    The 7th German Panzer Division

  • Why did Tupac go to the gym?

    To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

  • What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

    Chubby 7th grade girls!