Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?
He was having a mid-life crisis.
Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?
The 7th German Panzer Division
Why did Tupac go to the gym?
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
What kind of people like Scottie's hair?
Chubby 7th grade girls!