8 Jokes
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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?
Def Leppard
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What do you call 8 rabbits?
a rabbyte
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How long does 8 sleep for?
Forever.
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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?
Because they're stuck between a 69.
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How does Microsoft count to 10?
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
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Which character do you most identify with?
Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross
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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?
An orbyte
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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?
Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?
8 a bit music.
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Why is 8 scared of 7?
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
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Why are firetrucks red?
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
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What, over in 6 seconds?
No, with 8 black men and a gun."
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What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
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Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?
Because 7, 10, 11.
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What kind of money does Mario use?
8-bitcoins
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What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?
Tim Tebow
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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
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What 8-letter word has one letter in it?
Envelope.
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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
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Why isn't there a Windows 9?
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
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Why does 8 hate 7?
Because 7 8 9
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What is the square root of 69?
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)
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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
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What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?
A) Rabbyte!
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How long can 7 ride 8?
Til infinity.
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Why was 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 nined 10.
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Why do women prefer 77 more than 69?
Because they get 8 (ate) more. Repurposed from a comment.
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What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.
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What is Australian cuisine called?
Prison food
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Why did the orange go to the doctor?
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
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Why don't jokes in base 8 work?
Because 7 10 11
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What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt."
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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?
Your in 8.
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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?
Because 7.. 8.. 9
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What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?
One rabbyte
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Why are manhole covers circular?
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?
they are both 8........
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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?
vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?
20 minutes, thermostat 8.
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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
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Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?
Because 7,10,11!
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What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?
A garbage truck
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Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
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Why did 8 break up with 7?
Because 7 always came first!!!
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Why are women such bad drivers?
Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.
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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Apparently not 8
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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
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What did 0 say to 8?
Why's your belt so tight bruh
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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
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What are 8 Nougat-Bits?
One Nougat-Byte
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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?
It's the Hemming way.
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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?
With a magic 8-ball
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What are 8 Hobbits?
One hobbyte.
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What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?
Batman.
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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?
Fred and George Weasley.
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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?
Everything, given enough time
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What do programmers and obese people have in common?
They both call an 8-course meal a bite.
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What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?
The front row of a Country concert
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Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?
An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"
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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?
Cuba
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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?
Dyslexia
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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?
a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
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What's Karen Carpenter's Phone Number?
8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....
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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
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Why is 7 afraid of 8?
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
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Why do women make bad engineers?
Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8
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What is Santa's favorite music?
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
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What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?
A Timbyte
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What do 8 hobbits make?
A hobbyte.