80 Year Old Jokes

  • How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

  • What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

    Ayeee-Matey

  • What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

    Depends.

  • What does a 80 year old women taste like?

    Depends..

  • What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

    They only have an erection every 4 years

  • What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

    Depends

  • How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

    Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"