9 Inch Jokes

  • What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

    Her miscarriage.

  • What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

    Her miscarriage.

  • What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

    Their miscarriage

  • What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

    Snow Storms

  • Why are guys so bad at math?

    They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.