9 Jokes
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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
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Why is 9 crying?
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
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What do 9 out of 10 people agree on?
A gangbang
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Why is 8 scared of 7?
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
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Why is Yoda afraid of 7?
Because 9, 7 8.
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Why did we skip windows 9?
Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry
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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
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When asked which is more important looks or brains?
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
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What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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Why did 9 bust 1?
Because 6 8 9
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Who is a Project Manager?
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
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Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am?
He overslept.
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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?
Because windows 7 8 9
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Whatcha watching?
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?
Because Windows 8 9.
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Why was 9 afraid of 10?
Because 10 11 12.
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Why did they skip 9?
Because, 7 8 9...
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Where's my Spiderman costume?
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?
me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad
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Why did Windows skip 9?
Because 7 ate 9.
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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
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What kind of insects to secret agents like?
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?
Because 9, 8, 7....
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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
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What did 6 say to 9?
Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD
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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?
I can't even...
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Why is 11 afraid of 9?
Because ten, nine ate!
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What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?
Clickbait
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Why was 9 afraid of 20?
28 29's
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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
To cloud 9
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?
instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?
All the extra cubholders.
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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?
1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.
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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?
Because 7 8 9
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Why was Yoda afraid of 9?
Because 10 9 8
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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?
Well hung.
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Why does windows 9 not exist?
Because 7 8 9.
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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
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How long does it take a black woman to poo?
9 mouths
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How many times does 43 go into 9?
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
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Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9 was still alive.
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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
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What do you get when you sit on a potato?
A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)
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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?
Because 7.. 8.. 9
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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?
Because 7 ate 9
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What does a donkey say?
It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)
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Why was 10 afraid of 7?
Because 7 (eight) 9
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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?
A Def Leppard.
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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?
Because 0 1 2