Abandon Jokes

  • What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

    They both abandoned the EU

  • Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

    Too many walkers.

  • What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

    Gone fission

  • What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

    Christian Bale.

  • Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

    It was capsaicin.