Abe Lincoln Jokes

  • What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

    Wait I freed ?!?!?"

  • What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

    I set WHO free?"

  • What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

    I'm in a cent.

  • What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

    I'm-in-a-cent!