Abortion Jokes

  • What do you call an abortion in Prague?

    A cancelled Czech.

  • What do you call a black lady having an abortion?

    A hero

  • How does a black woman stop crime?

    She gets an abortion.

  • What do you call a cow that has abortion?

    Decaffeinated

  • What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a maltese shih tzu?

    An abortion.

  • What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

    A crime fighter.

  • What's the best part about abortions?

    They never get old

  • What is red, slimy and crawls up your leg?

    An abortion with home sickness.

  • What's the difference between abortion and terrorism?

    Terrorism is funded by the US government!

  • Why are there so many body shops in heaven?

    Abortion.

  • Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

    Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

  • Why are cats against abortion?

    Because they're CATholic

  • What is the most effective form of birth control?

    Abortions.

  • What's the buoyancy of an abortion?

    Rho * v * Wade

  • What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

    Decaffeinated! Bah dum dum...ting

  • What do you call a cow who's had an abortion?

    A: De-calf-i-nated.

  • Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

    Because abortions float.

  • What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common?

    They're both de-calf-inated.

  • What do you call a abortion in Czechoslovakia?

    A cancelled check.

  • What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion?

    Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger

  • What do you call an abortion at Hogwarts?

    Avada kedavra!*

  • What is red and crawls up your leg?

    An abortion with homesickness.

  • What do you call it when a doctor gives up halfway through an abortion?

    A portion.

  • What do choosy moms choose?

    abortion.

  • How does a black woman fight crime?

    By having an abortion

  • What do you call a black woman whose had an abortion?

    A crimefighter

  • What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat?

    A Fetality.

  • Why can't you fool an abortion?

    It wasn't born yesterday.

  • What do people in Prague call abortions?

    Canceled Czechs

  • What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion?

    A: A very merry unbirthday.

  • What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

    a crime fighter.

  • Why did the blonde have an Abortion?

    She wasn't convinced the baby was hers.

  • How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

    Fetus Deletus

  • What is 19 cm long, pink and my girlfriend screams when i put it in her mouth?

    her abortion