Absolute Jokes

  • Why do people always talk in absolutes?

    I would never do that. It's the worst.

  • Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

    Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

  • What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

    It's 0K.

  • Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

    Only a Sith deals in absolutes

  • What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

    Are you 0K

  • Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

    Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

  • Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

    Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

  • What do short people call something that's too high up?

    Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach