Abstinence Jokes

  • How is God just like a regular man?

    If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

  • What is your preferred type of birth control?

    Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

  • What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

    Grandma and grandpa.

  • What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

    Abstinence.

  • What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

    Grandparents.