Accordion Jokes

  • What's the range of an accordion?

    A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

  • What's an accordion good for?

    A: Learning how to fold a map.

  • Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

    New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

  • What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

    An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

  • What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

    A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

  • How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

    Once you hear it, it's already too late.

  • Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

    Idk, accordion to research I guess.

  • What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

    Lawrence Elk

  • What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

    No one cries when you cut up an accordion

  • What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

    A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

  • What's the definition of perfect pitch?

    A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.