Accuse Jokes

  • What crime is he accused of?

    Vesicular Basalt

  • What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?


  • Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

    It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

  • Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

    He was accused of wreckless driving.

  • What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

    It was all a myth-take!

  • What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?


  • Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

    Because he'd D graded her.

  • Why did the robot get detention?

    Because he was accused of Boolean.

  • What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

    I am not a crook!"

  • What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

    That's not my stile.

  • What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

    Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

  • Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

    both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

  • Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

    He took a ship.

  • What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

    Let Meowt!!!!"

  • What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

    It staged a coup