Acorn Jokes

  • What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

    Geometry.

  • How does an elephant go up a tree?

    It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

  • What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

    Thats nuts

  • Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

    In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

  • How does an elephant climb a tree?

    A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

  • What did the acorn say when it grew up?

    Geometry