Actress Jokes

  • How did the actress from Legally Blonde die?

    Witherknife

  • Why do they say "character actress"?

    Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

  • What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

    An actress.

  • Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

    Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

  • Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

    Because she always makes up.