Adder Jokes

  • What kind of snake is good at math?

    A: An adder.

  • Why did the viper viper nose ?

    Because the adder adder hankerchief !

  • Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ?

    Adder you get in here

  • Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

    They couldn't they were adders !

  • What snakes are good at sums ?

    Adders !