Addiction Jokes

  • What can I do to stop my addiction?

    She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

  • What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

    No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

  • What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?


  • What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

    I don't have an alcohol collection.

  • What brings you here?

    14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata