Adele Jokes

  • Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

    Adele

  • Why did Adele cross the road?

    To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

  • What do you call a singing laptop?

    Adele

  • Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

    to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

  • What's the opposite of Adele?

    Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

  • What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

    Adele

  • Why can't a Mac sing?

    Because it's not Adele

  • Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

    About fifty pounds

  • What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

    sing* Hello from the other side!

  • What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

    Hello from the other side...

  • Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

    Adele. Some one set fire to the train

  • Why did Adele cross the road??

    To say hello from the other side.

  • Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

    She must have called a 1,000 times

  • Why would Adele cross the road?

    To say hello from the other side.

  • Why did Adele crossed the road?

    To say hello from the other side.

  • What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

    Never mind, I'll find someone like you

  • What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

    Groomer has it

  • What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

    A deli

  • Why did Adele leave the house?

    So she could say Hello from the outside.

  • Why did Adele cross the street?

    To say hello.... From the other side.

  • What did Adele's chicken say?

    Hello from the other side...

  • What PC does Adele use?

    A Dell.

  • How British is Adele ?

    She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .