Advertise Jokes

  • How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

    He said it goes without a hitch!

  • Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

    His family advertised it as a barbecue.

  • How do you advertise a motor home?

    A trailer

  • How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

    At least a brazillion dollars...

  • Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

    Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

  • How do you advertise a French rifle?

    Never fired, dropped once.