Aeroplane Jokes

  • What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

    A bee is an aeroplane !

  • What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

    A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

  • Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

    Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.