Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?
Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.
Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?
She heard about his second coming
What is the best definition of irony?
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?
A psychiatric tryst.