Affair Jokes

  • Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

    Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

  • Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

    She heard about his second coming

  • What is the best definition of irony?

    irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

  • What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

    A psychiatric tryst.