Afford Jokes

  • What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

    it was repossessed!

  • Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

    He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

  • Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

    He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

  • Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

    They couldn't afford it.

  • Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

    With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

  • What is a double-wide salad?

    It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

  • Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

    With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

  • What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

    A boyfriend.

  • Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

    Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

  • Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

    Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

  • What is the meaning of afford?

    It's the car most sales representatives drive.

  • How could a leper afford a nice house?

    It cost an arm and a leg

  • Why do birds live in nests?

    Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

  • What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

    They can't afford computers in Africa.

  • What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

    You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

  • Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

    They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

  • How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

    He prawned everything !

  • Why do hens sit on eggs?

    because they're too poor to afford chairs.

  • How can a dog afford to go to college?

    Furnancial Aid

  • Why don't you marry her?

    Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

  • Why don't poor people go to funerals?

    They can't afford to pay respects.

  • Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

    A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

  • Why was that?

    Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.