Afghanistan Jokes

  • What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

    An American drone.

  • What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

    Osama bin Latte

  • Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

    because of the tally-ban

  • Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

    At the infideli counter.

  • What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

    Bombs

  • Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

    Because there's a Target on every corner.

  • Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

    Because there are Targets on every corner.

  • Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

    Because of the towel ban

  • What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

    IUD

  • Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

    Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

  • How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

    Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

  • What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

    The Sims

  • What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

    Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

  • Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

    Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

  • How did I get out of Afghanistan?

    Iran.

  • What's the capital of Afghanistan?

    A: KABOOM!!

  • What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

    The Boeing 757

  • What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

    Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

  • What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

    You get Talibanned

  • How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

    Iran.

  • Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

    Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

  • Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

    Because of the tele-ban.