Africa Jokes
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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?
They all die when they turn aidy.
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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?
Doctors without boarders.
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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
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How do you make a rave party in Africa?
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
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What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?
Tuesday.
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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?
They bring flowers to his grave.
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Why is Africa hot?
Because of dat Djibouti.
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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
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Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?
Ebola cereal!
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Where do men have the most curly hair?
In Africa
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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?
Too many cheetahs
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What is the most positive thing in Africa?
HIV
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What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa?
3 Guys
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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?
Because Africa isn't a country.
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Where'd you get it?
Africa," says the parrot.
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Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?
Ebola cereal!
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Why was the baby in Africa crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?
An elefanatic, of course.
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Where'd ya get it?
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
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What do they call the lottery in Africa?
Celebrity adoption.
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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?
A good start.
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What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?
Ethiopium
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Why do androids go to Africa to party?
Because Botswana have fun.
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Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?
In Africa.
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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?
The elephants are using them as tampons
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Why can't black people swim?
Because there is no water in Africa.
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Why do people smile in Africa?
So they won't run into each other in the dark.
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Where'd you get him?
The parrot replies, "Africa".
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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?
Roll a penny down a hill.
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What did one cracker say to the other?
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
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Where do girls have the curliest hair?
Africa.
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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
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What are all sports in Africa called?
The hunger games
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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?
Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
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What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?
Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)
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Why don't they have Oktoberfest in Africa?
Because nobody there is much of a drinker.
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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?
Because of all the Cheetahs!
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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
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Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?
Teacher's aides
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What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?
Ze-bras!
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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?
The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.
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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?
he missed the rains down in africa
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What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A good start.
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Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?
Seconds? They barely get firsts!
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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.
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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?
Too many cheetahs..
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Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many cheetahs.
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Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
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What do you call gigabytes in Africa?
They can't afford computers in Africa.
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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
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Where did you get it?
Africa" Says the parrot.
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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?
Too many cheetahs.
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Why is Africa so bad at cricket?
Because they only have Ebola!
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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
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Where did you get that thing?
Parrot says, "Africa."
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What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?
Outtagascar