Airplane Jokes

  • Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

    He usually flies twice as high.

  • What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion?

    Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger

  • Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

    They'll have no one to sell it to.

  • Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

    Diversion Mary

  • What do horny terrorists in airplanes do?

    High jack.

  • Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

    He didn't like the Pilate

  • Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

    Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

  • What's up in the sky, oh so high?

    A baby falling out of an airplane.

  • What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

    The airplane.

  • Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

    Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

  • Why did the student study in an airplane?

    He wanted a higher education!

  • What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?

    His carrion bag.

  • What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

    A flying saucer.

  • Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

    Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

  • What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

    Cool your jets.

  • What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

    An airplane

  • What does a raven bring on an airplane?

    A carri-on bag

  • What time do dentists fly airplanes?

    Tooth Hurty (2:30)

  • What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

    a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

  • Why don't airplanes make good dads?

    They are always taking off.

  • Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

    Because of the towel ban.

  • What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

    It's terminal.

  • What do two rights make?

    An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

  • Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

    Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

  • Why did the airplane no longer work?

    Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

  • What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

    Pilot.

  • Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

    Because he ate his carrion.

  • What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

    Zoolander

  • Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

    Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

  • Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

    Because the pilot was a loaf of bread