Ak47 Jokes

  • What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

    An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

  • What's that in the bag?

    An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

  • What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

    Sir.