How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?
They SETI their alarm-y
Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?
A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?
Pound an alarm
Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?
So he can kick out at 2.
Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?
Because the owner entered the correct code.
How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?
How do you know you're getting old?
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.