Alaska Jokes

  • Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

    Because of all the cold fission it has.

  • What do you call a camel in Alaska?

    Lost.

  • What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

    It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

  • How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

    A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

  • How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

    5-5-2-2."

  • What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

    A BIPOLAR BEAR

  • Where is your mother from?

    The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

  • How do Russians drive to Alaska?

    By bearing straight

  • Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

    Alaska

  • What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

    Sarah Palin

  • What do call a whore in Alaska?

    An eskihoe

  • Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

    A nigloo

  • What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

    Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

  • How is Alaska in the NE?

    They can see Russia.

  • What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

    What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

  • Who did Alaska vote for?

    Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

  • What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

    Eski-moos!

  • Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

    Everything is cool there already.

  • Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

    Just for the halibut.

  • Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

    Alaska my mummy !

  • What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

    An optical Aleutian.

  • Which state?

    Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.